Part 1. Phoenix, as Turbo

Disclaimer: The character Turbo is completely satirical

and a metaphorical symbol for what happens

when you don’t protect the inner child.

The views and opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the views or positions of the performer..

In lamens terms for the uninitiated,

I have range.

Start my time

We’ll have our eulogy from hunter!!

(This will be said by hunter not me)

Today, we gather to honor and celebrate the life of one who touched the hearts of everyone he encountered with his pettiness, anti-poetry, and villain era. He taught us that we don’t have to be dancing monkeys that rhyme. That we don’t have to be on theme. That we are the theme. Thank you for saving your inner child and reminding us that even a villain can die a hero. Rest in peace, Vega.

Kind words, kid

Last week phoenix told me

The better you are at your craft,

the fewer people are going to understand the full picture.

So you gotta show them just the parts that are familiar to them.

phoenix is a bit conceited

Lechiek is a people pleasing dancing monkey,